Je ne regrette rien? Peut-être le tatouage

Spare a thought for Manchester City superfan, Chris Atkinson, who emblazoned his chest with tattoos for the Premiership football team's Brazilian 'players'.

He has 'Kaka' and 'Robinho' etched on his torso: Robinho has been sent on loan to Brazilian club Santos FC for six months, and probably won't return to the English league; and Kaka, offered a £100m transfer, turned down the City out of loyalty to his then-club, A C Milan, before moving to Real Madrid.

Some decisions are best taken after careful reflection.