When the shui hits the feng

Tony Chan needs a consultation with himself after a devastating court judgment in Hong Kong. He'll need all his Feng Shui schtick to extricate himself from the deep doodoo of making a fraudulent claim on the £2.7 billion estate of his former lover, the property tycoon Mrs Nina Wang.

It's a case of 'the Dragon-King's temple being flooded' and 'a person needing a face as a tree needs bark': roughly translated, 'it's over' and 'his reputation's gone down the tube'.