Dave Cameron, the nation's Dad

Where's Jeremy Hunt when you need him? As Shadow Culture Secretary you might have expected him to be making clear Conservative policy on the likes of Lily Allen.

But no, it's Dave making the running again. He announces policies on marriage, plasters his face on the nation's billboards, and worries about the effects of pop culture on Britain's kids.

It's Daddy-o Dave, wanting to chaperone the country while throwing Nanny out with the bathwater -- along with Michael Gove's 'grumpy grandad' punditry on BBC Two's Newsnight Review arts forum. Mary Whitehouse must be chuckling in her grave.

A nation waits with bated breath ... How does Dave 'I don't know what's going off out there' Cameron rate Lady Gaga?

PS: The Tories have quietly ditched the Dave posters, for the time being. But will it work?