Christmas pub quiz questions

A homage to the Landor Pub quiz in Clapham (run by my friend, Dan Calladine)

Question 1: Where are your car keys?

(a) At the police station?

(b) With a sober friend?

(c) At home: you walked here?

Question 2: Music round: Why do DJs play Christmas records in pubs before the end of December?

Question 3: Why are bad karaoke singers more entertaining than good ones?

Question 4: How may sips are there to a unit?

Question 5: How much change from £1.00 do you get when buying a packet of crisps at the bar?

Question 6: What is the probability that the next person through the bar room door will be wearing a Santa hat?

Question 7: Picture round: What's the likelihood on a scale of 1 to 10 that the picture just taken of you by mobile phone will end up on Facebook by the morning?

Question 8: What proportion of quiz answers are searched for via mobile phones and PDAs?

Question 9: Will you be ready to leave at closing time?

Question 10: Is it your round? Yes or no.