Children of an alternative universe

In a parallel universe all possibilities are up for grabs.

• Sarah and Michael Palins' offspring canvas for Global Presidency by campaigning around the world in eighty days flogging their latest book;
• Madonna and Lee Childs' little darlings solve celebrity crimes (fashion and otherwise);
• Winston and Caryl Churchills' sprogs fight the enemy in the bedroom, and;
• Genghis and Jemima Khans' lovelies lay a swathe through international Society.

Be afraid.